The Puritan InEthical

Pure boredom, mischief or WHAT?? YOU TELL ME lah. Simply iRRiTATiNG!!! THE library officers are very tired shelving the books day-in-day-out so please do show some consideration... JUST because you are not the one clearing the S**T does not mean you should go around S**tting!!! >_<

Moi Library's Ethics

1. NO talking
   
2. NO sleeping and even more NO snoring.
   
3. NO running around and scattering books
   
4. NO FREE baby-sitters and Barang-jagars
   
5. NO screaming and shouting
   
6. NO eating and drinking
   
7. NO taking out lots of book and then putting them into the bin unnecessarily
   
8. NO messing up of shelves
   
9. When you browse, please put back the books from where you took them
   
10. NO Cellphones
    
11. NO putting of unwanted books on library officer's trolley
    
12. NO taking books off library's officer's trolley when they are shelving. The books are all properly sorted out already and your itching fingers will send them to the wrong section.
    
13. NO sitting on the floor

AND should you break any of the above Moi's rules, the corresponding punishment as follows :-

1. Stitching up of upper and lower lips together
   
2. Stitching up your eyelids so that they will never open again
   
3. Chop over by on-moving trolley
   
4. Your kids and barang barang will be thrown away
   
5. Please refer Punishment (1)
   
6. Please refer Punishment (1)
   
7. Bury alive with books 20 feet deep
   
8. Please refer Punishment (7)
   
9. Stick your fingers onto the shelve for eternal
   
10. Throw your handphone into the fishtank
    
11. Please refer Punishment (7)
    
12. Please refer Punishment (7)
    
13. Stick your bottoms onto the floor for eternal

If only I can set up these rules, I definitely give you HELL. Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!! >:-)