I am easily provoked by people who persistently like to use the word HAR!! so I will give you my WORST possible attitude.
Got a call from a random ISO certifying company to sell their services. In actual fact, my company had taken it up like 6 years ago and we did not pass through the first audit due to abundance of lazy bums leeching around....
Miss Har Har : Hi, is your company ISO-certified?
Me : No.
Miss Har Har : We are an ISO-certifying company and we would like to....
Interrupted by Moi... FOR sure, I HATE such sales call so I would interrupt them at all costs.
Me : There is a company undertaking our certification at the moment.
Miss Har Har : Oh..I see. Your company is in the process of getting ISO certification. So when will your ISO be ready?
One thing for sure with Moi's experience of answering so many irritating sales call during work, I can predict with great accuracy what these MORON are going to say next... And I know this lady is going to sell her ISO congratulations package to our company, our suppliers and customers to publish announcements in the newspapers.
Me : No no. We don't need ......
STUPID Miss Har Har interrupted me!! That made me DOUBLE CROSS.... >_<
Miss Har Har : But... why har??
Moi interrupted that STUPID WOMAN. DUN you dare interrupt me.
Me : We did it 6 years but we had stopped so......
AND THAT MORON INTERRUPTED MOI AGAIN!! That's DOUBLE DOUBLE CROSS. >_<
Miss Har Har : HAR!!!!! 6 YEARS!! HAR!!!
OKIE. That's IT. YOU, IRRITATING, INTERRUPTING AND HAR HAR HAR MISSY.... .>_<
Me : Excuse ME!!! We don't need your services. AND judging by your phone etiquettes with all the HAR and interruption, I really doubt your company's ability to provide ISO Certifying services. Thank you.
Miss HAR HAR still wants to open her BIG UGLY MOUTH but Moi just slammed down the phone. PISSED!! I am so PISSED.
What's wrong with these people??
IRRITATING!!
5 comments:
Don't build up your blood pressure over this girl. I guess the "Har" comes along with Singapore's authentic Singlish language.
I'm pretty surprised to hear this from a sales person to be using this and on a business call as well. :-)
Cheers!
I think it's not really tape to use of singlish like in the case of words like lor, lah and leh. But more of a cultivated bad habit on the speaker's part.
Ya... really poor phone etiquettes with the use of har and interrupting your potential customer for a sales person.
But dun worry my blood pressure lah. ;-P Compare to my twinny, I have a "hotter" and "shorter" temper lah.
Your temper must be not bad, since your twinny is the 5th very calm, no temper human being I seen. :)
The ranking goes,
1. My hubby
2. An ex-colleague your twinny knows
4. Your twinny's hubby
5. Your twinny
6. Another ex-colleague your twinny knows too
Cheers
Look up Look down of Light of Dawn's List... Gulp!!
Where's my NAME? kekeke! ;-)
You are No. 7 ;) in the top 10.
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