Adiós Toilet

Adiós, Sayonara, Au revoir, Ciao, Sawatdi, Annyong-hi kashipshio, bye bye and zhai hui le to our nearly 30 years toilet...

A toilet is, the center of life.
To pee alone, is a god given right.

A toilet is, a place you can think.
It's easier than, to sit on the sink.

A toilet is, a friend to all drunks.
Supports you all night, when hurling up chunks.

A toilet is, a place for your buns.
That you appreciate, when having the runs.

A toilet is, used by us all.
It's universal, to answer the call.

A toilet is, just what it is.
It gets rid of our crap, in a river of piss.

Thank you Mr Toilet, it's time to say goodbye.


bye bye toilet!!


where's my toilet???