Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Encounter with a Colour Wolf

During a cab ride, I met with a 色狼 (literally translated in English as Colour Wolf) taxi driver. GRRRRRRRRR!!! Yup!! Makes Moi Roar with Angry!! X-(

I was thinking how to translate "色狼" properly in English... Is it sex predator? pervert? sex maniac? Womanizer? or what?? Then I thought of a very appropriate and suitable Singlish "Chee Ko Pek"... yup yup..fits like a shoe.

Was discussing with Twinny whether I should make a police report against such IDIOT!! Can you imagine a taxi driver turning full 180 degrees to take your payment and using both his hands to touch your hand when you passed him the money and you feel like you can see he is like drooling with that horrible smile that would make you want to puke all over the taxi!!!!!!! It's just yikey yikey yikey!!!

"Please Lah!!! Uncle!! Can you show some discretion?"

I bet most of my ladies readers being so beautiful and cute would have met once or more with such kind of Hum Sup Taxi driver. And you know what i want to do now... washed my hands with dettol and flushed that STUPID driver's eyes with acid!!!

Twinny was such a cutie when I complained to her...

"You should show him your scary nails and said you got some contagious skin disease. Think he will faint or be scared. Hahahahaha!"

Twinny Dearest, you sure left me in stitches...it's so funny and witty of you. But then at that moment, I just can't wait to drop out of his stinking, stinking taxi. YIKES!!!

What a day!! Girls, beware of WOLVES!!!

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