Pickup Lines

Was running late for work so I took a cab this morning to office.. The driver is ahhem... a rather young chap who made a few attempts to chat with me and to consistently adjust his rear mirror and also turn his head 270 degrees to talk with me..

Taxi driver : You sound really sick. Have you seen a doctor?

ME : Er... not yet.. will see soon..maybe tomorrow.

Taxi driver : It's better to see the doctor when you are a little sick then let the condition drags. I also feel uncomfortable with my throat and want to drop in to visit the doctor later. [Preaching time.....]

Taxi driver : err...so you settle down?

ME : Ya ya..soon. [NHB right? Kapo..should answer I am married.]

Taxi driver : I suggest you reconsider... [Preaching time.....listing all the DON'TS of marriage and family...start to "sell" himself]

But still quite an interesting chap to chat with during the short 20 minutes ride. He should use better pick-up lines to get my telephone no. lah. =P

OK!! I need to go brush my teeth... I SO EVIL TWIN HOR!! =P Kekekeke!